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Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.
Alpacas are Canadians and Llamas are Americans
Tour our cosmic neighborhood without such pesky requirements as spaceship, high-tech life support systems, warp drive, or putting on pants: 100,000 Stars from Google Chrome Workshop
Why do magnets fall more slowly through a copper tube?
image them at large scale. perhaps that why they set copper so valuable
Greek Riot Cops Attack Commemorative Demonstration for Victim of Police Violence
A tax code that is constantly in flux puts the citizen at a gross disadvantage with his government. No one can master that body of arcane provisions. Professional tax preparers routinely differ over what they mean. IRS employees themselves cannot agree and typically give out conflicting information to taxpayers. This problem was recognized as early as 1913, the year the [income] tax was enacted, when the influential U.S. senator Elihu Root of New York half-joked that he and all his friends might end up in jail for not understanding the new income tax law. It has only gotten worse. An IRS instructor once said that errors could be found in 99 percent of all tax returns. And journalist David Burnham notes, ‘The reality that so many are somehow in violation of a supremely murky law that vies the agency and the individual agent an astonishingly free hand to pick and choose their targets’.
me digging your grave.
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
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