guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
Anonymous asked: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
"stop wearing those stupid animal costumes"
thank you jontron
Threats by an adult against an adult = psychological abuse
Sexual violence by an adult against an adult = rape
Violence by an adult against an adult = physical assault
Violence by an adult against a spouse = domestic abuse
Threats/violence by a child against a child = bullying
Violence by a child against an adult = juvenile delinquency
Violence by a parent against child = discipline
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